Gentlemen, while the ladies are getting fit by simulating stripper moves - I have something to offer.
Having never left the valley and seen the rise and fall of many business, I am in the fortunate position to offer you an entertaining diversion while the ladies are in class.
For a mere $25, I will take you on a tour of the Valley's hottest strip clubs. There, you will actually get to see what your wives/girlfriends are learning. It's not inappropriate -it's educational! She will appreciate you cared enough to show interest in her hobbies.
The 25$ gets you my guidance in an air-conditioned, slurpee scented mini-van, 15$ in one dollar bills, one cheap beer, and a drool bib. For an additional $5 I will provide you with a notarized score card that states you were bowling with me all night.
The mini-van only seats 7 so sign up today!
Anthony "I can only imagine how many women will be slapping me" Butler
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anthony! love this idea. call me if you need any guidance on which clubs to go to.
glad to see that in 20 years you are just as HI-larious as ever!
Wow, Anthony that sounds like a bachelor party I helped throw a few years back. Except we had a full size bus, a big bar tab, lot's more $1's for the nice girls (two of whom were actually paying their way through UCLA medical school...), and of course most of the guys were cops so I ended up having to frisk them all and lock up their sidearms. The back of the car I was driving looked like I was off to an arms deal or something... Ah, fond memories... :-)
Apa
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