Sunday, October 7, 2007

SHELLY - ASSUME NOTHING!

It would be unwise to underestimate me. My powers of deception are keen and sharp. I may very likely be at your stripper pole class.

As you can see from this photo, you can never tell where I will be or who I will be. I may be that short Asian women next to you at the produce mart. Is it possible I am that tall African-American with the slight limp? Maybe I'm the midget in a trenchcoat giving you the "wanna get freaky with a dwarf" look. You just never know.

I'm admitting to nothing - but I do have an appointment for a bikini wax on the 19th just in case.

Anthony "Quick change" Butler

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