Shelly I assure you, if none of the lovely ladies complained when I felt them up Saturday - then they aren't likely to press charges for being felt up by your son on Sunday.
And the gag about him having taken a wallet would be funny if it weren't true. I can only figure he nabbed it when I bent down to say hi to him. He must have ditched it driving home because I found it in the road. It had been stripped of my I.D. and credit cards, smelled like ketchup, and had goldfish crackers in the change pocket. The same day I got a call from Capital One asking about a charge for $2000 in Fischer Price toys.
I'd be freakin' pissed if I didn't admire his subtlety and technique.
Anthony "Who stole my identity" Butler
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