I have just received a personal e-mail from Dora Atkinson. It was brief, one sentence, in which she informed me that my blogs were "killing her".
This is just another example of the senseless "white-on-white" crime I have been trying to bring to the public eye for years. A perfectly good white woman, innocently using her computer to gain informtion (and possibly porn - I don't know, I don't judge) and she is killed by a white mans blog. What is this world becoming!?
Actually, my mother is Mexican so it is more of a "white-on-sort of a light mocha creme unless I'm in the sun and then I'm a gold-brown like a waffle" crime. That's too much to say. We'll leave it at "white on white" and you'll just know I am slightly darker than the average "white" person.
Dora, it is possible you just meant they make you laugh - and we had a lot of good laughs back in the day - so it's nice that 20 years has changed nothing.
Anthony "Antman" (do you remember that Dora?) Butler
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Anthony, you’re a courageous man for reminding everyone that they’re getting old! Thanks for that, really, thanks.
You're adding a good dose of humor here, the world needs that and so do we. I don't remember you being this big a smartass back in the day but it's fun. Do you watch Carlos Mencia?
Dora, what have you been up to?
John (no need for cutsie middle name) Apa
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