Friday, September 21, 2007

Don't You Dare Shelly!

Shelly, don't you sell yourself short.

I remember you very clearly from high school. You were very attractive and cute. And if you were not skanky then, maybe you have improved with age. You may be the most attractive and skanky person at the reunion. Wait, . . . . . . somehow I feel this may not be sounding good at all.

Personally, I never got the wrong impression from you BLOG entry. I new you weren't actually a stripper. But, if you were - so what? To me, that just means I would have had a place to go for a 1/2 price lap dance. Oh yes baby, I love me some friend-courtesy discount.

Anthony "Spanking Costs Extra" Butler

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